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5/5/2023

The World Needs Hippo Horror

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I admit I’m not Planet Earth’s foremost expert on wildlife. For one, I’m not David Attenborough, although if you give me enough whiskey, I’ll think my British accent is pretty good. For two, I don’t even live on that god-forsaken planet anymore!

​But I am a wolf, and I love horror movies, and as an aficionado of both distinctions, I feel qualified to belt from the high heavens, or in my case the deepest bowels of wolf-den hell: Please make a hippo horror movie!

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5/2/2023

Sissy (2022)

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For an introverted wolf such as I, the whole concept of social media is terrifying. You want PEOPLE, of all people, watching your every move? There is a reason I built my own planet, wiped my own memory of its very location, constructed a vast, intricate cave system for my home, and let Connie manage all of my social media accounts: To keep people out. Simple as that!
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Still, I find myself bothering with these horror movies all about the dumb decisions the humans seem dedicated to making even with their lives at stake. And now for the whole world to see on a public forum through something called “vlogging.” 

Vlogging. How does one even PRONOUNCE that word? I snigger and pat myself on the back, where I discover a new ringworm patch.

Yes, I used to be human myself, and perhaps that part of me feels bad to watch them desperately seek validation from total strangers. 


Ha! Fat chance. 

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Maybe my cringe-video and horror film addiction boils down to the fact that, besides flesh and blood, I am sustained by sweet, sweet schadenfreude. What I’m saying is you don’t need violent bloodshed to drive home the point that social media sucks, but it definitely makes it more fun.


​Which brings me to Sissy (2022).


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