The World Needs Hippo Horror

I admit I’m not Planet Earth’s foremost expert on wildlife. For one, I’m not David Attenborough, although if you give me enough whiskey, I’ll think my British accent is pretty good. For two, I don’t even live on that god-forsaken planet anymore!

​But I am a wolf, and I love horror movies, and as an aficionado of both distinctions, I feel qualified to belt from the high heavens, or in my case the deepest bowels of wolf-den hell: Please make a hippo horror movie!

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